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Record Reviews
- January, 2002 Double Fudge "Take You For A Ride" 7" EP Im not into the name of this group. So from now on (in this recordreview) theyll be known as THE YELPOIDS. I think thats a name that suits em. So the Yelpoids, theyre this rank Oblivians trash thats been left out in garage for a good five weeks, or so. The Yelpoids smell like yr sweaty socks, you know that smell, like old Oreos cookies, and you keep thinking to yrself, "I wonder if they taste like old Oreos cookies too?" The
Yelpoids
they are you eating yr sweaty socks
lick it up, baby
Lick
It Up. (JD) Dressy Bessy "Pink Hearts Yellow Moons" CD/LP About a year ago, I was looking for something to rent at the video store that didn't require too much thought that particular evening, when I came upon this quirky little movie that had played at the local art house theater early that year called "But I'm a Cheerleader." The premise looked funny enough - A teen girl's parents and friends suspect that she's a closet lesbian and send her to a gay-deprogramming / rehabilitation camp run by none other than RuPaul OUT OF DRAG! - I was sold. And yeah, it was a pretty good movie. But what floored me the most about the movie was its GREAT soundtrack, filled to the brim with some of the catchiest girl-pop I had ever heard! So, I freeze-framed the closing credits and wrote down the names of all of the songs I really liked. There was stuff by Go Sailor, April March, and then there was three great songs by this band I had never heard of before called Dressy Bessy. I checked record stores everywhere for this stuff to not much avail. I eventually found some April March stuff and got Clint Parson to copy me that Go Sailor discography CD (I hope I haven't tainted Clint's manly image by exposing that little tidbit of information), but still no fucking Dressy Bessy CD to be found anywhere! While I was in Halifax last summer though, I found out that my friend Derrick was also floored by the great girl-pop soundtrack of "But I'm a Cheerleader" and bought the Dressy Bessy CD I was looking for, on a trip to Toronto. I got to listen to it in his car, but by the end of the summer, I had forgotten about asking him to burn it for me and decided I'd just order the damned thing online. After a couple of months of putting it off, I finally decided to order the album from Kindercore's website a couple of weeks ago, something I quickly realized should have been done MONTHS AGO after I finally got to listen to this wonderful power pop album again. Dressy
Bessy are a quartet from Denver comprised of songwriter Tammy Ealom on
vocals & lead guitar, and three guys playing the remaining instruments.
One of those guys is also a member of the pretty-decent Apples In Stereo,
but Dressy Bessy might as well be an all-female band, as their sound is
purely fueled by estrogen. They also far surpass anything I've ever heard
from the aforementioned Beatles-esque indie-rock band with a refreshing
and hopelessly catchy brand of bubblegum power-pop. There are 11 songs
on this CD and every single one of them is a tight, rocking little masterpiece.
From the sweet pop sounds of "You Stand Here" and "If You
Should Try To Kiss Her" (the song that was featured prominently in
"But I'm a Cheerleader"), to the rocking, dance-you-ass-off
"Extra-Ordinary," Pink Hearts Yellow Moons is an album
is full of simple, jangly, catchy-as-fuck power pop tunes that stay stuck
in your head for days and put a smile on your face just about any time
you hear them. How many pop-punk albums of the last five years can you
say that about? (SA) Firestarter "Keen Reaction" 7" After
releasing an album as great as the one these guys did last year, most
bands would be content to rest on their laurels for another year or two
before putting out any new material. Luckily Fifi and company aren't content
with riding on past successes and have seen it fit to bestow on the world
two more songs of power pop perfection. "Keen Reaction" is a
brilliant song that reminds me more than a little of the Who, the band
that first coined the term "power pop" (if you believe that
VH1 legends special anyway). The real story here is the b-side, "Rich's
Eyes." If you still haven't gotten over the fact that these guys
don't sound like Teengenerate this is the song for you. It's still pop,
but it manages to pack in more of the energy Teengenerate was known for
(thanks largely to Sammy's patented bouncing bass lines) into a minute
and a half than anything they've done to date. How great is this seven-inch?
Look for this to finish high in my top ten singles of the year. (SS) GC5 "Singles Collection (1997-2000)" CD So this is the first release I have got that was actually addressed in my sole interest for Blank Generation. Here it goes. This CD is a collection of 7" tracks and compilation tracks and tribute tracks from various original sources. The GC5 start off playing punk ala Rancid or Pincushion, and by CDs end even though I can see a progression in their sound and ability, I wasnt really all that moved. This was one of those bands that I would see or hear about from time to time, even playing in my own town too.... I guess The GC5 are getting some attention from other record labels, so really it only made sense for a release like this to come about. Im
sure there are legions of GC5 fans who just loved/will love to get their
hands on this CD... Hell, I bet their shows are swarming with those same
fans. I wont be joining them though. GC5 have a SOUND. Im
afraid theres no room for me in that very same SOUND. Thats
the way the revolution goes I suppose.... (SAB) Glass Candy and The Shattered Theatre "at Death Disco 9.26.2001." CD
Where
is this going? Its going awry. Glass Candy and The Shattered Theatre,
two girls and a boy, Glass Candy and The Shattered Theatre are an art
go punk go for the style of sonics ensemble. The ear-piercing guitars
are only topped by the sharp shrills of the vocalist. Robotic beats with
mass incantations of motorized mechs kills the pulse of pulsation. Glass
Candy and The Shattered Theatre
neoteric© punk/wave that wont
ride the new wave. It has its own wave. (JD) Hard Feelings "Are Having a Soul Party!" 7"
Honey5 "Jimi the Rider" 7" EP
Jeffs "She Wants to Fuck" CD Once again I seem to zero in on bands that others deem mediocre. Is it me or is it them? Its them. I first saw the Jeffs in an opening slot for a show that consisted of Kill the Hippies, The Slobs, and The Gazelles; all Ohio bands! It was a great show. One of, if not THE, most memorable show I have been to in several years....since about 1996 I would say The Jeffs started out on a high note and only got better as their set progressed. At one point the guitarist broke a string and upon a closer inspection it turned out he was only playing a guitar with four fucking strings! There wasnt even tuning keys for the bottom two strings! Whether it was alcohol influence or lack of knowledge or both (both hopefully) he couldnt figure out which string of the four of the six that some say he SHOULD HAVE been playing, that he had to replace. He picked a string at random, winded it up and as opposed to actually tuning his guitar, and at my urgings, he just wound up the string until it was tight and continued on with their set. Afterwards I pleaded with them for their demo. They obliged and now, you get exposed! Live, The Jeffs are the Ohio equivalent to The Spits mixed with a more Jabbers influence. On this CD-R thats still there, but theres more of a Blanks 77 sound. The Jeffs really knocked me and Morte from Kill The Hippies for a loop. In this modern age of modern BULLSHIT, its bands like The Jeffs that define the moment. In all their rawness, The Jeffs show a roots-punk approach to things. Honest. True. The Jeffs are absolutely the coolest thing from Columbus, Ohio I have ever witnessed. Im all about them right now. If only I could put out their record.... Below
is the only contact information on the disc. Its their e-mail address.
Im going to use it to get their address to send them to my zine,
The Neus Subjex, where I plan on printing pictures from their set in a
upcoming issue or as a installment of trading cards or something else...
Either way, Im all into this Jeffs thing, the web address for The
Neus Subjex is where you can look to find more information on Midwest
messes like The Jeffs and more. (SAB) Jet by Day/The Blindfold Parade "Split" 7" EP Eeeewwww! Boring emo type rubbish! | Again! | Get a gun and get it over with/get over yr fucking self! Jet By Day what does that mean? Anyway, this is pretty pussy, whinny, and sluggish music; its not very rhythmic and its poorly structured. They try to be Radiohead, but they arent inventive enough to be Radiohead. They arent talented enough to be Radiohead. They just arent anything special, so fuck em. The
Blindfold Parade, again, this is pretty pussy, whinny, and sluggish music;
its not very rhythmic and its poorly structured. They could
go for a Raincoats vibe (cause the violin is pppppretty cool), but theyre
too slow and dont have the clit for it. They do not dare take on
something different; they just stay in their cold, dank caves (under a
dim firelight), still trying to figure out how the wheel works. The salivating
sabertooth tigers of the rocky wilderness will eat them alive. (JD) Les Savy Fav "Reformat (Dramatic Reading)" 7" Let
me first start by stating fact: Les Savy Fav is perhaps one of the top five bands that are capable of playing music nowadays. I have spent the better part of the last three months feeding from their releases backwards... "Go Forth", the most recent....backwards to "The Cat and The Cobra"....even further backwards with "3/5".... True fucking undiminished genius! This 7" comes to me, the music enthusiast, with a plan. The a-side version of Reformat is a dramatic reading, an audible play of sorts. It features the story of a submarine captain who, for some unknown reason which was never made quite certain nor in the dramatic reading or the song itself, killed his entire crew and got sentenced to the guillotine in the end. Les Savy Fav really clicked something in my own head. For about three months, which I just now realize is the same amount of time that I have been hooked on this Savy Fav stuff, I have been kicking around an idea I am calling Gang War. Gang War is my attempt to glorify the concepts and ideology of street gangs. Gang War, as Shawn Abnoxious would REVEAL it, would be an amalgamation of West Side Story, The Outsiders, The Warriors, A Clockwork Orange, That Was Then This Is Now, Rumblefish, The Lords of Flatbush and any other SE Hinton novel I forgot. Gang War would or WILL be a story celebrating the honors and trials of street life in a suburban wasteland where a shopping mall is neutral ground, each gang is allowed only one gun, and working within the guidelines of an established truce, tensions rise and ultimately leads to total confrontation: GANGWAR! In-between what I found out is being called "Dramatic Readings" there will be music from bands featuring subject matter from the story of Gang War. Who knows, maybe Les Savy Fav will read this, dig the idea, and contribute.... Either way, Gang War is something I want to do EVENTUALLY.... After hearing Les Savy Favs dramatic reading of reformat, I am beginning to see a working format for Gang War. Thank You. On Side B you have a live song version of "Reformat." Sound quality isnt something thats going to win the Fav any new fans, but its something that diehards like me really get into. I can hear magic on that recording. In MY book, Les Savy Fav do no wrong. Just for information, a studio version of "Reformat" is available on "The Cat and The Cobra" and is actually one of the better tracks. If you have yet to DISCOVER Les Savy Fav, then what are you waiting for? Their new release, "Go Forth" is tough as nails, and really, so is their past catalogue. Les
Savy Fav. Giving the Neoteric Punk/Wave a reason to continue is program
of seclusion and back room politics. (SAB) Lost Sounds "Black Wave" CD/LP The
year is 1979. During a show featuring musical acts Devo, Siouxie and the
Banshees, and the Pack, catastrophe struck. Whether it was the Russians
raining down nuclear oblivion, aliens from another galaxy testing an experimental
weapon, a pummeling torrent of meteorites the size of city blocks, or
the wrath of some merciless god, we'll never know. All that is known is
that a force was unleashed upon the Earth of such devastating magnitude
that in comparison the combined firepower of every weapon history has
ever produced seems like a gentle blast from a water pistol. It took less
than an hour for every trace of civilization to be wiped from the face
of the Earth like so many lessons on a chalkboard. Along with the entire
population of the planet, every last trace of science, art, philosophy,
and music where reduced to ashes. Alas, just as the cockroach has survived
many an encounter with imminent Armageddon, there was one artistic document
that, somehow, survived the cataclysm. Miraculously a tape of the aforementioned
rock concert survived the Apocalypse, but not without some interesting
side effects. For some inexplicable reason, although only one band was
playing at the time, the tape contained an amalgam of all of their sets.
Not only that, but the vast destruction that was sweeping the planet at
the time seems to have, against the laws of physics, permeated the actual
sound of the recording, transforming it into something quite unlike anything
the world had ever heard. What was responsible for the Apocalypse? Perhaps
this recording holds a clue. (SS) Lost Sounds "Black Wave" CD There was tons of buzz surrounding this band when their debut full length Memphis is Dead was released. I do feel that buzz was warranted though, the Lost Sounds were the new sounds to peoples ears. It was different. It was OUT THERE. It embodied what was, and continues to still be The Neoteric Punk/Wave. Memphis is Dead introduced people to a new way of thinking. Memphis is Dead got attention but when I heard it, it wasnt new, it didnt floor me like most. Memphis is Dead rather reiterated what I seen previously in Kent, Ohio by a lil ol band called The Detox Police, who continue to be a few steps ahead of the act... Memphis is Dead left me saying, "Yeah, its good, but their next one will be better." And it is The follow up, Black Wave, is REALLY something. Its a Neoteric A-bomb straight to the fucking soul. What you have is nineteen tracks clocking in just a few minutes shy of a full hour. Sound-wise, it reminds me of a Siouxie and The Banshees meet Riding on the Metro-era Berlin, with enough garage punk sensibilities to give the release cohesion and make it rockin enough for you to commit small paltry acts of armed robbery with. Sci-fi inspired! N-P/W (Neoteric Punk/Wave) MADDNESSSSSS! The Lost Sounds are "Plan 9 from Outer Space" apparent. You see the strings, but the movies still a great one BECAUSE you can see the strings. The Lost Sounds are "Logans Run" apparent. Simple is complex in the New World BECAUSE a band like The Lost Sounds works the imagination for all its got! Black Wave has everything that Memphis is Dead had EXCEPT MORE! Stand
out tracks include "Soon This Tomb" where that Berlin comparison
really stands out to me, "Walk in Line", "Saturn Stomp"
and "Im Not A Machine," to just name a few because I feel
I have the obligation! Really, like I said, this fucking thing has nineteen
tracks and every one of them brings novelness to the ears. The Lost Sounds
arent the obsolete sound of new new wave. The Lost Sounds are the
N-P/W OBSOLETING force; the force that makes all others antiquated! The
Lost Sounds are the piece of rotten fruit that makes all the others rotten.
The Lost Sounds are like that one kid in third grade that cusses and smokes
that all the other kids mimic and in turn become corrupted. The Lost Sounds,
on Black-Wave, set standards for future inductees to the Neoteric
Punk/Wave. (SAB) Magnetic IV "Teenage Zombie Riot" CD
Manges "'R' Good Enough" CD Can
one bad apple ruin the bunch? Usually I'd be inclined to say no, but after
listening to this I'm not quite so sure. For the most part the Manges
are a top-notch pop punk band; eschewing many of the annoying pratfalls
most of their peers succumb to. But then they go and do something stupid.
Colossally stupid. Wedged in the midst of a collection of above average
to great pop punk songs lies an abomination so foul that it almost contaminates
the rest of the album like buried nuclear waste seeping into a town's
water supply. This is such a major offence that it is given it's own chapter
in the Steven Strange Punk Rock Rulebook. Actually, part of what makes
it so hideous is that it combines two grievous offences, namely they break
the "No Band Shall Record Covers of Shitty Eighties Songs" and
the "Never Ever EVER Have a Guest Vocalist Sing an Entire Song on
Your Album" rules. It's especially bad when said guest vocalist is
of a gender other than that of the normal lead singer. It's even worse
when the guest vocalist sings the shitty eighties song. It's beyond inexcusable
when you name your album after the shitty eighties songs with the crappy
female guest vocals on it. Now the reasons why bad eighties covers suck
should be fairly obvious to all of you, but my rational for hating guest
vocalists may need some explaining. Not only is it incredibly abrasive
for the listener (after listening to nine songs of an Italian guy singing
in accented English, hearing an annoying, shrill female voice perfectly
enunciating her words is a bit disconcerting), but also it makes it impossible
for a record to stand as a testament of the band's own sound when people
who aren't in said band sing an entire song. It's like reading a novel
written in one author's style, but having one random chapter written by
another author in their style. Imagine if Tom Clancy (who sucks) wrote
a new chapter in the middle of Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man (which
rules). That's what guest vocalists, especially shitty ones, are like.
Now don't take all of this complaining to mean that I don't like the Manges;
I do. Quite a bit actually
"Blame Game," "Kids Are
at the Mall," and "Yeah (Late Nite Song)" are all fantastic
pop punk songs, a task that ain't too easy in the year 2001 (or 2002 I'd
imagine). Also their lyrics, which are sung in thickly accented English,
are quite endearing as well ("God bless I had my gun" and "the
last time I saw you smiling, I thought it was to me" are just two
examples). No, I've ranted on and on about this album's fatal flaw because,
like Shaun Abnoxious, I care. It's only because I like the Manges so much
that I was so stupendously let down by this. I was expecting this to be
an easy top tenner in my year in review, but with a song that bad there's
just no way I could, in good conscience, include it. I've also elucidated
this error for you the Blank Generation reader, so that when it comes
time for your band to record, you know better than to have your girlfriend
sing lead vocals on a cover of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun."
Remember: a record lasts a lifetime, a blowjob lasts fifteen minutes.
(SS) Pocket Rockets "Discrete and Powerful" CD
In
the said press release, they go on to say that they're influenced by the
"70s NY Scene" and name bands like the Ramones, New York Dolls,
Heartbreakers, Dead Boys, Television and Blondie as influences. Whether
it was intentional or not though, I still think this record sounds very
much rooted in a mid-80s power pop vein, with the rock and new wave influence
of that 70s New York sound driving the songs. I like this quite a bit,
and out of the eight songs on here at least six of them were really good.
I think these guys could benefit from more lively sounding production,
but overall, I feel that Discrete and Powerful is a very intriguing,
original and rocking debut, and it establishes the Pocket Rockets as a
band to watch for in the next couple of years. (SA) Registrators "Velocity" CD/LP Words
can't express how much I was looking forward to this arriving in the mail.
16 Wires From the New Provocative was, in my opinion, one of the best
records of the 90's and I was just dying to hear how they followed it
up. Velocity finds the Registrators continuing in the direction of 16
Wires, but whereas the later was all about excess (divinely superfluous
beauty as it where) brevity's the name of the game this time around. There's
only nine songs on here, four of which I'd already heard before. No matter!
I've no regrets for paying upwards of $20 to hear five new songs from
a band this incredible. Like I said earlier, sonically this follows in
the footsteps of 16 Wires, but takes it a step or two further. Gone is
any evidence of the Terminal Boredom sound; in its place is a band that's
both unapologetically pop and unafraid to take chances. At times this
formula reminds me a bit of A Different Kind of Tension era Buzzcocks,
especially on the fantastic opener "Anotherways for Two Hearts,"
but ultimately the Registrators sound is all their own. Perhaps the best
example of this is the amazing "Sweet Little Incarnation" a
dreamlike, ethereal song that's not only unlike any other Registrators
song I've ever heard, but unlike any song I've ever heard period. Seriously,
after the first time I heard it I was walking around in an altered state
for about ten minutes afterward (I was in the car on the way to go take
a final when I first heard it). The fact that the Registrators can sandwich
a song like that between two straightforward pop songs with absolutely
zero listener whiplash is a testament to their greatness. Other highlights
include "Surrender to Goodtime," the two songs from the "Imagination
World" 7" (albeit different versions), and the closing track
"Hello Computers" (I especially liked the part where they started
playing the lead from 16 Wires). This isn't to say that this is the unqualified
masterpiece that 16 Wires is. Really it'd be unfair to expect so much
from such a short album. Still, if you love these guys like I do, you
owe it to yourself to check this out. (SS) Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her "Future or No Future" CD
Sewing With Nancie "Take A Look At Yourself" CD Why did they send two copies of this CD? I couldnt pay someone to review this shiit. Im
just gonna listen to "Back From The Grave" Vol. #8 instead.
Hey! Doesnt certain parts of Bojaxs "Go Ahead & Go"
sound a lot like Bob Dylans "Like A Rolling Stone?" Shams "Take Off" CD "Get out of my life teardrop cause I gotta see my way around" *** SHAMS
POINT #1: Foreword motion is their only notion. SHAMS
POINT #2: The Shams are ANOTHER local for me. Im privileged indeed. SHAMS
POINT #3 *** When I listen to the live track on this CD, "Free Your Mind", I wish I was on LSD. I crave LSD. I want to free my mind, and when my skulls all tied up I would jump ship.... Bah! I will just stick to the Jim Beam I guess. Take Off has some stirring tracks. I have noticed something about my music listening here of late. Sometimes, I will get chills all over my arms; the hair on the back of my neck will stand up for certain songs. For some reason my nipples get hard too Im not sure WHY this happens, but some bands and some of their songs, just fucking move me. Im serious about my music, I know this or my nipples wouldnt get hard. From the previously mentioned "Free Your Mind" to "When I Get High" to "Rock and Roll" or "Not Right Now", The Shams represent the same Double Zero (00) psychedelic movement that gains steam with each drop. Each
drop, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!! Stitches "Four More Songs From The 12" 7" EP Following
up what was unquestionably their best song to date, "Cars of Today,"
this had some lofty expectations to live up to. For the most part it delivers
the goods, catchy 77 style punk with snotty as hell vocals. What's
not to love? Three of the four songs on here are totally killer, but the
last song is actually rather boring. It's almost like they tried to write
a song that embodied all of the criticisms that get volleyed their way.
Still, the good far outweighs the bad here. This is no "Cars of Today,"
but if you're looking for three awesome blasts of straight up punk, look
no further than this. (SS) V/A "Rock Music A Tribute To Weezer" CD/LP Weezer, Right.
Ive taken the time to color-code
the groups on this comp- -++à
A BEAUTIFUL & UNIQUE BUTTERFLY 01.
Affinity "My Name is Jonas" Weezer, Very Metal "Hit and Run" CD/LP First of all, Id never expect in a million years that Blank Generation would get a Beer City release. You know what I talking about, right? That letter to MRR that Mr. Beer City wrote complaining about the high content of garage rock n roll that the zine was covering. How garage wasnt "punk" and all of this other nonsense wish I had the time to dig that ish up for some quotes Ive never seen someone appear sooooo ignorant to American Punk (cough*cough The Heartbreakers cough*cough The Stooges cough*cough the Ramones CRIME *cough) and say hes actually of "punks" side. But enough about Beer Citys follies Very Metal Named after Vivians (of the Young Ones) jacket Who names their band after a jacket? I mean, I love the PRick (spelled with a silent P) and the gang as much as the next guy, but I wouldnt name my band after em. Okay, anyway Very metal, 80s hardcore with some metal guitar licks thrown in Uhh youth crew uhh vague lyrics shouting out the same old shiit like, "I DONT NEED IT. AND YOU KNOW YOURE BULL SHIT" and "MADE UP MY MIND. NOW ITS TIME. TEAR IT DOWN." But I suppose the circle-pits dont stop to question lyrics; they want energy and fast-everything, now dont they? SideTrack Hey, nobody knows how to dance with style anymore. Like last weekend I went up to Albany to see my friends band, the Anti-Socials. So these "skinheads" were attempting a circle-pit, orbiting around and around with their legs and arms flailing around like like Elaines dance on the TV show Seinfeld. I mean, what is up with that!? So
are the youth crews dead? Are they? (JD) Zero Crag "S/T" CD
So Zero Crag (a crag is a steep hill by the way) So were not going off a cliff or anything here. Were just roaming the flat-pain-plain Maybe youll feel a few potholes along the way, but yr not gonna fall off the edge of the world on this trip. So Zero Crag The band that made the Shark a "better bass player." Im sure he likes this band more than he tells me. Zero Crag/Punk Rock/or |Whatever| Theyre raw and different and yet still the same. Humans do not handle change well. Im human. Or so I thought Cause I actually like change. I CAN handle it. It just has to be on my own terms. Crazy, Im not. So
Zero Crag
They have their siblings
Mission of Burma
to
Crime
to
The
Pagans
yeah
1970s Boys here
taking a voyage
in
the Midwest
drifting
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